The current incarnation of Elder Oyster is a traditionalist parishioner somewhere in The Episcopal Diocese of Southern Ohio. He is blessed with a wonderful family, and a job that is both challenging and rewarding. As a Christian, he is Evangelical in flavor, though he appreciates other flavors of Christians and Christendom.
Though Elder is a resident of the Buckeye State, he has so far not been assimilated into the Buckeye Sports Fan Collective. Elder’s friends inform him that resistance is futile.
Elder is not comforted by that thought.